Candidate for the Darwin Award

[Fred VII]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v517/Archdean/?action=view&current=Fogo-PostoShell-191107.flv

Yeah, let's use a lighter instead of a flashlight.:rolleyes:

[Tigre]

Evolution theories reach a compromise...God made the idiots, Darwin took them away.

[Teon]

Did that place ever blew up completely?:eek:

[Kid Vicious]

Thats super, dumbasses like that deserve to die. One less idiot to deal with, I wonder if he died or just turned into a crispy critter.:gg:

[Bluedreams]

My favorite recent darwin was the robbers who decided to rob a meat processing plant...a few of them died to the people inside who had meat cleavers!

[shiopi]

Holy crap wth o.o

[Teon]

My favorite recent darwin was the robbers who decided to rob a meat processing plant...a few of them died to the people inside who had meat cleavers!
Link please :eek:?

[Bluedreams]

Been trying to find it actually, I remember reading it when I read the whole darwin site the other day at work (was bored) but I can't find that story now...

[[kogepan]]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v517/Archdean/?action=view&current=Fogo-PostoShell-191107.flv

Yeah, let's use a lighter instead of a flashlight.:rolleyes:

I lol'd

[Zack]

LOL it's like on Zoolander when his buddies all have a gas fight LOL, then one lights a cig.. and you know what happens next haha.

[Sota]

Dont you have to die to get the award, he looked alive and kicking.

[Sho Lin]

Hense the title Candidate. He'll become an hero soon enough.

[Biochemist-ness]

i think it also counts if you injure yourself to the point that you can never have children...

[Resplendent]

"Hrm, looks OK to m-" *KABOOOM*

I lol'd. Ducking Fumbasses.

[Teon]

I never found the article where robbers attempted to rob a meat processing factory. I did found this:)



(CNN) -- Two masked and machete-wielding men who barged into a club in Sydney, Australia, couldn't have picked a worse night for their robbery -- a monthly meeting of bikers.
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The robbers chose the wrong night to burst into the club where the Southern Cross Cruiser Club have their monthly meeting.

About 50 burly bikers fought back with tables and chairs -- pretty much anything that wasn't bolted down. One would-be robber was tied up; the other in the hospital.

Police arrested both.

"These guys were absolutely dumb as bricks," Jerry Vancornewal, leader of the bikers, told CNN Thursday. "I can't believe they saw all the bikes parked up front and they were so stupid that they walked past in."

Vancornewal and his buddies were at the Regents Park Sporting and Community Club in Sydney when the two men wearing ski masks stormed in Wednesday night. They yelled at patrons to drop to the floor as they emptied cash registers at the bar.

Hearing the commotion from an adjacent room, Vancornewal and his pals with the Southern Cross Cruiser motorcycle club stomped through to the bar area to intervene.

"They (the robbers) thought they had the upper advantage with their knives and their machetes," Jim Webb, night supervisor of the club, told CNN. "They didn't expect to run into a bunch of guys carrying chairs and tables."

One of the would-be robbers crashed through a plate-glass door and jumped off a balcony.
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"All he had to do was push the button and it automatically opened," Webb quipped.

New South Wales police said they arrested the 20-year-old man a short distance away.

The second man made a break for it through the club's service entrance, but the bikers tackled him near a neighbor's fence.

"We just grabbed him, crash-tackled him to the ground, hogtied him with electrical wire and left him for the cops," Vancornewal said.

Police confirmed in a statement that club patrons subdued the second man until officers arrived, but did not provide additional details. The suspect turned out to be a 16-year-old boy.

Both would-be robbers were charged with attempted armed robbery and "face disguised with intent to commit indictable offense," police said.

A third person, who was waiting in a getaway car, took off when the bikers threw pieces of furniture at him, Webb said. Police have not located him.

The Regents Park Sporting and Community Club is a place where locals come to enjoy drinks and take part in various games: cricket, soccer, lawn bowling. The biking enthusiasts meet there once a month to plan rides and other club activities.

In the last year or so, criminals have struck the club about 10 times, Webb said. And Wednesday night's incident, while unusual, wasn't the most memorable.

"We have these old bingo players and they are really serious about their games," Webb explained. "They do not like to be interrupted."

When robbers barged in one evening and announced that they were holding up the place, the players turned around and testily told them to be quiet.

"They were making it difficult for the players to hear the numbers being called," Webb said.

[Joey]

I have a new one!
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orange/orl-cfbriefs10_208mar10,0,2947042.story

CENTRAL FLORIDA The Area In Brief
Shopping-cart fall kills man

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WINTER PARK - An 18-year-old Winter Park (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/topic/us/florida/orange-county-%28florida%29/winter-park-PLGEO100100410220000.topic) man was killed late Saturday night after riding in a shopping cart while holding onto a moving sport utility vehicle, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

At 11:28 p.m., Cameron Bieberle was sitting in a shopping cart in the parking lot of University Walk Apartments near University Boulevard and Forsyth Road while hanging onto a Cadillac Escalade being driven by Michael Smith (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/topic/sports/michael-smith-PESPT006838.topic), 23, of Orlando.

The car and the shopping cart went over a speed bump and the cart overturned, ejecting Bieberle.



Bieberle was pronounced dead at the scene. Smith and a passenger in the car, Shaun Kirylczuk, 17, of Orlando, were not injured.

Charges are pending against Smith, the FHP said.

[frerouche]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/SakkiZenjin/darwinatitsbest-1.gif

[Sparky]

im guessing he died?

[Batman]

Holy christ. I had to show coworkers.

You can see the driver diving toward the passenger side, and it looks like the roof caught the passenger door mostly.

[night_knight]

I saw some after pictures of that gif. The corner of the roof only hit crushed part of the driver's side of the car, so the driver just needed to move over a few feet and he'd avoid the roof.

[Joey]

he is probably in so much debt right now.

[RazorBlazE]

They had him on TV the day after it happened. he barely got a scratch. He had his son in the car with him... both got out OK luckily, needless to say the bank manager wasn't to happy..