Kick ass milk commercial from japan

[(V)agnapersian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aamgK7fHfdM&NR=1

Allow me to translate in my own manner( not literal since i believe things are lost in translation done that way... ya if you REALLLY insist on a literal translation im sure some arrogant moocow will come correct me. Either way i would think without any knowledge of japanese you could figure out the commercials anyway. ENJOY)

Boy1: DUDE WTFXORS you drinking a hella lot of moojuice whats up with that?
boy2: its so i can become hella strong bitch, diesel yoooo
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boy2: RUN AWAY

everyone: dizzam did you see that fcker pull of gfist on that mvp's nads?

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Girl1: holy shinto! thats a lot of milk
Girl2: it makes me become oh so much more beautiful


lol YUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *pants off * GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh hell im not gonna bother with rest of it its too hilarious and i fear id spoil it.



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third one is same set up
the word here is concentration
milk gives you +50 dex and agi
there
and the word the teacher uses is what they like to use for transformers


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I love the first two ^__^ if someone could make me a sig with me dropping my pants and going GAHHHHHHHHHHHH that be osm sigh....

[Cubical]

wow?

[Master_Loki]

Makes me wanna drink milk.

[George Zimmer]

DRINK MILK AND YOU TOO CAN FIGHT KUNG-FU LIONS!

[Ko-No-Hana]

OMFG, I just did a rough translation for the commercials, hit a bad button, and lost it all. So fuck it. =(

[Shaohuan]

1st:

Milk gives you strength

Guy walks off with girl after saving her, she says "I like you!"

2nd:
Milk gives you beauty
Girl is carried off by flood of love letters, crying for help
Guy saves her, "Are you ok" etc. About to kiss him

3rd:
Milk gives you superpowers

This commercial is better imo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVLFx3XC70&NR=1

edit: The teacher on the 3rd commercial is pretty hot <_< with glasses

[Finrod]

Ahahaha, nice Sho. That definitely is much better than the first commercial.

[(V)agnapersian]

OMFG, I just did a rough translation for the commercials, hit a bad button, and lost it all. So fuck it. =(


i knew someone would come show off their japanese. ^_______^ GLAD ITS YOU NOSE CHAN ^_________^ *huggles*

the adjective in each commercial is as follows
Tsuyoi= strong
though i should elaborate that the use of lion here is a fun lil double entendre. you see lion can be used to indicate sexual prowess/vitality or good at sex. and also strong.
soooo the fact that this guy is stronger than a lion can be taken to mean he is strong and :devil: super strong :devil:

This kinda humor can be likened to that of Shrek movie where same line is kid safe and adult humor muahaha.

in second commerical we got
kirei = pretty
and well that lil sequence where the girl is back to reality closed eye talking moonspeak or whatever well shes basically saying I NEED CPR JUN-KUN KEKEKEKE


third one
the damn word is concentration syuu tyuu ryoku
and really my japanese is limited to buncha things in this section.

[Teon]

I want milk now...

[Boxy]

Oh fuck rofl, :o

[Ichigo]

silly japanese people...